Funny Shayari

Zindagi mein tum iss tarah jaise ki bahar aayi

Pyar iss tarah kiya ki gulzar aayi

Khush hum aise huae ki jaise basant ki fuhar aayi

Tumne dhokha iss tarah diya ki dil mai heartattack aayi

Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,

Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,

Magar kambakhat sali sadak hi seedhi nikli.

Hamara ishq tha hi itna saccha,

ki scooter par lagta hi tha accha,
Jab milne unse jati thi,
To scooter par hi sapno ka ghar banati thi,
Sara din Delhi ki roads par scooter chalta tha,
aur Hamara ishq us scooter par hi chalta tha.
Magar un pyari batoon mein hum iss kadar kho jate they,
Ki Red light ko bhi paar kar jate they,
Fir aashiqui mein chaalan ho jata tha,
Jo thode bahut paise hote they,
wo bhi traffic police wala le jata tha.
Isliye dosto agar GF ko ghoomane jayo
To driving licence apni jeb mein jaroor le jayo…

Tute khawbao ko phir sajana aata
hai,Ruthe dil ko manana aata hai…
Aap hamare gum ko dekhkar
pareshaan na ho,Humein to dard mein
bhi muskarana aata hai…

Hazaaron jhopdian rakh hoti hai,Tab ek Mahal

banta hai. Humare marne pe kafan bhi
nahi,Aur unke marne par Taj Mahal banta hai….

MAINE Dil ki MEHFIL Me Baithkar,

Fir Ek Bar Apna Dil JALAYA Hai,
Jis Pe Maine APNA Sab Kuch Luta Diya,
Aaj Usi Ne Mere PYAR Ko,
Sare-aam Jhutlaaya Hai..

Naraz na ho Humse…..

Suno! Naraz na ho humse
Suno na yun door jao mujhse
hum Khud wo hain Jin ko,
manana bhi nahi aata,
Kisi se kabhi hum ne muhabbat Jo nahi ki hai,
muhabbat kis tarha hoti hai,
Yeh jatana bhi nahin aata hume,


Use karte hain make-up ka dabba roz kyu
Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain roz kyu
Mummy, tum to kehthi thi Eid to kab ki gayi
Phir padosan se gale milte hain papa roz kyu

Jise dil diya wo Dilli chali gayi
Jise Pyar kiya wo Poona Chali gayi
Jise Ishq kiya wo Itli Chali gayi
Majboor hokar Socha khudkhushi kar lu
Par bijli ko hath lagaya to bijli chali gayi

Humne msg bhej ke jab-jab apko yad kiya
aapne us sms ka na kabhi jawaab diya
waise to sunday ko over time lagaane ki aadat nahi
chalo fir bhi ye sunday apke naam kurbaan kiya

Manzil ki taraf badhte raho
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno
peeche walon ko aage na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo
Tabhi Ek acche Driver banoge

HUM KHAK ZAMEEN KE HOKAR
USS CHAND KI HASRAT KAR BAITHE
WOH CHEEZ HUMARI PAHUNCH SE DOOR THI
JIS SE HUM MOHABBAT KAR BAITHE

 

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